Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Beacon Article Song




Anonymous girl from stern
You've got a lot to learn
And I can teach you if you let me

You've got some problems
I've got some too
We could meet up in my hotel room
I'll bring the beer
And we'll make the news

Lets drink to the night
That we both changed
Tomorrow we'll walk the walk


Of shame
We'll drink to a time you wont regret
To a night we cant explain
And I know you're scared
And I know you're freakin'
But baby please
Don't send this to the beacon

I think I blacked out from the Stella Ortois
Last thing I remember was you took off your bra
Next thing I knew you hailed me a cab

Sometimes I wonder if I was just used
To get on the home page of fox news
At least they finally ran something good about Jews

Cause now I'm realizing my worst fear
Cause this could be the end of my rabbinical career

4 comments:

  1. I love this song, haha. "Night that we both changed" indeed. Is it an original tune or a parody of some song that I don't recognize?

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  2. I'm pretty sure this, like all of The Groggers' other songs, is entirely original.

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  3. The tune sounds really familiar. I want to say a Katy Perry song but I'm not sure and the words evade me.

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  4. wow, this song should be R rated

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